In case you didn’t find the first line sexest enough, the second one was right there to set the feminist movement back a few decades. Who thought this was a good idea?

Oh great, another person who thinks their opinion warrants a place in the already overcrowded world of blogging. While I completely agree, for the most part, this blog will have one key difference. It’s going to be awesome and will surely sway your opinion into direct alignment with my own. In all seriousness, I’m pretty excited about this. For years, my thoughts, opinions and rants have been scattered around various mediums with no real cohesiveness. I’m hoping that this will finally be the place that it all comes together. So what can you expect to read about here, you ask? I honestly don’t know. I have an incredibly broad spectrum of interests. Nothing is really off limits here.

While I readily concede that my opinions are often slanted, I hope to at least make my commentary humorous enough that you can overlook my calculated ignorance. I work as a web designer/developer in NYC, so I’m sure I’ll have plenty to say about the work that I love, but, more likely, despise in my field. Other possible topics include, but of course are not limited to: current events, sports, pop culture, technology, philosophical quandaries and maybe a few videos of people being idiots and/or hurting themselves (because I can’t seem to get enough of those). I hope you join me as I delve into the sarcastic and often cynical recesses of my mind.