While this seems like a blatant misuse of technology, I can’t say I’m not impressed. This guy has seriously raised the bar in the world of bottle opening tricks.

I’ve been hearing about this hair metal cover band called ‘Metal Skool’ for a few years now. They are out of L.A. and apparently play to a packed house every week at the Key Club. Between their rocking covers and crude banter, I didn’t think they could get any more awesome. Then I saw this.

Apparently Tony Romo and Dennis Haskins (a.k.a. Mr. Belding) were in attendance at this weeks show and joined the guys in their rendition of Journey’s classic “Don’t Stop Believing.” What happened next was nothing short of remarkable. To think, Tony Romo spends his nights getting drunk and singing Journey. He’s just like me (if I fumbled snaps to ruin entire football seasons and disappoint millions of fans). Enjoy.

I hate you Joe Rogan, but God dammit do I respect you for humiliating and discrediting Carlos Mencia as a comic— and even as a Mexican. Not only does his show break up a good lineup on Comedy Central with his stupid jokes about Mexican stereotypes, but he steals those same jokes that I don’t like. As if that wasn’t enough reason to hate him, he has the audacity to do this with a name like Ned. The lamest white guy name ever. I really hope I don’t have to see you or hear your annoying voice again.

Go home. I guarantee it’s easier to get out of here than you say it was to get in.