I’ve never watched the Q & A segment of a beauty pageant and thought to myself “wow, what a thought provoking point. How insightful. Please, carry on.” And I’m fine with that. All I ask is that you don’t stutter out sentence fragments about completely irrelevant topics in a vain attempt to answer a simple question. Watching Miss South Carolina take a huge whiff at this softball question makes me wonder if she, herself, might be one of those unfortunate citizens who did not have access to a map. To me, this question had a very simple answer: the South.