As is the case with any much anticipated release date, the usual crowds of excited fanboys and eBay vultures have converged on Apple stores around the country for the release of the Apple iPhone. Since every nuance of Apple’s latest offering to the tech world has been covered in nauseating detail for the past few months, I’ll spare you my own opinion on the topic. Instead, I offer you a hilarious video of the consequences of being a greedy idiot.

 
I think it’s fair to say that this woman’s business prowess wasn’t bankrolling today’s $100,000 trip to the Apple store. The only regret I have is not being able to see the smug arrogance washed from her face when she was informed of the one phone per customer policy. I have no doubt that every other person in line was well aware of this policy and was making every attempt to contain their laughter over this woman’s $800 mistake.

“Money talks,” but you can’t buy intelligence.