POINTED PROLIXITY

The Gators Are Dancing

April 3rd, 2007 by Phil

Joakim Noah is an idiot

The Florida Gators have won their 2nd straight NCAA basketball championship, with little help from the team’s outspoken star Joakim Noah. After spending a majority of the game on the bench and going 1/3 from the floor, Noah still managed to steal the spotlight during the post game interview— but, this time, it wasn’t with his signature dance moves. When asked how he was going to celebrate the victory, Noah responded:

“We gon do it big. All day. All night. Do it huge. You guy’s have no idea I’m talking bout when I’m saying dat. But, but, but my boys know. The gator boys know what I’m talking about. Gainsville know what I’m talking about.”

You’re right, Joakim. I have no idea what you’re talking about. But, I’m sure the university you represent appreciated your idiotic comments during an otherwise image enhancing night for the University of Florida.

 

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