Now that home phone lines have been replaced by cell phones and finding an address is only a Google search away, what better way to dispose of those antiquated bricks of paper than to impress your friends, or possibly a first date, with this little trick? And to think, for all those years I thought this act of sheer manliness was reserved for only the most macho of men. Don’t be surprised if you see me shredding dozens of these in front of Curves tonight.

Note: While the video screenshot may look like something off the $3.99 rack at your local adult video store, I swear this is safe for work.