Thank you Rasheed Wallace for providing one of the few memorable moments of this NBA season and for causing the announcer to react as if he just saw his grandmother naked. What a shot.

Karl Rove’s rhymes are as tight as his lips.

Astronaut Suni Williams will be running this week’s Boston Marathon on a treadmill while orbiting the Earth. Congratulations, you’re simultaneously accomplishing two things I never plan on attempting.

The Minnesota Golden Gophers claim the WCHA Final Five title with this incredible overtime goal by Blake Wheeler.

What’s the best way to dispel gay rumors? Marry a former Playmate of the Year as a cover-up, apparently. I’m jealous— but not convinced, Jeff Garcia. I hope you don’t think that knocking her up will make you any less gay, either. Just ask Tom Brady.

Eddie Griffin recently became the latest idiot to wreck a million-dollar Ferrari Enzo. Since when do ‘B’ list actors get these type of privileges?

West Virginia’s Darris Nichols buries a three at the buzzer to send the Mountaineers to the NIT finals and Mississippi State to Sadtown.