Mother of the Year
Chytoria Graham of Erie, PA pleaded guilty today to aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child after swinging her 4-week-old son like a baseball bat at her boyfriend during a fight. Graham admitted taking the infant by the feet and swinging him, fracturing the infants skull on impact. Her reason— depression.
My blood boils when I see scumbags like this get off with a slap on the wrist after claiming some bullshit medical condition. I’ll tell you what would be depressing to me— getting my skull crushed after being used as a weapon by my own mother. It’s disgusting to think that this woman could possibly get away with rotting in jail for only 5 years. Cases of this nature call for a more creative and suitable punishment. Forget prison— wrap her in barbed wire, then roll her down a rocky hill into a large vat of salt. That would be something to be depressed about.
Did I mention she has three other children and is currently pregnant with a fifth? Why is it that the most unfit parents are always the ones that continue to reproduce? Give these kids a chance in life and put them up for adoption. Honestly, what does she need another baby for? I have one theory: baby nunchucks.
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March 13th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Baby nunchucks = hilarious. This mom = atrocious