POINTED PROLIXITY

Strippers: The Perfect Victim?

February 17th, 2007 by Phil

“No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.”

As long as nobody disputes this fact, the case against Officer Park should be open and shut, right? Evidently not. A jury of 11 men and 1 woman found the officer not guilty of three felony charges. The United States judicial system serves up a steaming dish of justice once again. God bless America.

But he admitted committing this disgusting and pathetic act. How could this be, you ask? The victim was a stripper (a.k.a. Defense Attorney’s dream). Let the character assassination begin.

“Park didn’t pick a housewife or a 17-year-old girl,” veteran sex crime prosecutor Kamiabipour said in her closing argument. “He picked a stripper. He picked the perfect victim.”

As horrible as that statement is, it’s hard to deny that it’s not true. We’ve seen enough cases just in the past year that support this grim reality. Apparently working at a place called the ‘Captain Cream Cabaret’ completely destroys your credibility. Go figure.

Read the full story here.

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